New Service

As part of your outcall, I can now offer a serenade service.

I have a STYLOPHONE!!!!! Woohoo!!

Rolf Harris eat yer kangaroo tying, didgeridoo playing heart out.

Please let me know in advance if you would like to avail of this service and I will also need to know if you require a specific tune so that I can practice.

Thank you M for my fab prezzie. You, my darling, rock!

Yours Musically

Amanda xx

Quote of the day:
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. – John Russell

Tagged as: Amanda, Escort, Music, Stylophone

{ 4 comments }

1 Laura October 6, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Brilliant. I’m sure your average businessman for whom discretion is key will really appreciate you howling in the carpark. Remind me to kick you sharply on the shins in Aberdeen.

2 Amanda October 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm: Hmmmph!
Some people appreciate my musical genius.

*Flounces*

3 Burlesque Honey October 16, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Surely such heinous torture is forbidden under the Geneva Conventions??!!!

4 Amanda October 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm: Lots of men like to be tortured… Maybe it’s a niche market?

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